sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

oarv:

Ants gathering at the edges of a puddle of honey

littleslutboy:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.” - Frida Kahlo

"they did it on mythbusters"
— someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

wifibox:

highlight of my day

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